You need water to flush that toilet says Political Humorist Will Roberts
The other day I had a friend that I had lunch with and he told me he was selling bottled water, special bottled that came from a special spring in Sweden (great outsourcing!).
It would cost folks at this hotel ten dollars a bottle… I hope the bottle was made of gold, and brought a whole lot more than fivecents when you bring it in to recycle. (bunch of bills in hand)
Folks, I got a plan: I say we spend our money on water boards – wait, not water boarding.
I am buying local, water that is, support your local water board – they work hard every day to give you and your family good clean water in whatever container you want to!
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Will Roberts
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In this modern day and age American`s newest slogan is: Mom, apple pie and high speed Internet. They say you can live two weeks without food, a day or so without water ” but take someone`s Internet access away and they won`t last five minutes.
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Will Roberts' show is in the style of Will Rogers during his Vaudville Days. As you may or may not know, Will Rogers was a humorist, trick roper, actor, and political humorist, who had myriad famous sayings, which included, "All I know is what I little I read in the newspapers." Will Roberts' show picks up on this theme, which enables him to customize his show to the region/customer, makin itunes.apple.com/us/app/will-roberts/id429226625?mt=8
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