Republican Debates as frequent as a used car sale .. and about as sincere! says Humorist Will Roberts

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Well the Republicans had yet another debate; they are becoming as frequent as a used car sale .. and about as sincere! I have to say that I was not old enough to have had the pleasure of the Reagan administration, so I can’t really grasp this American idol status that Republicans are giving him. I do know that as an actor myself I will say that there isn’t a performer among us (Politicians included) that wish that they had the effect on people, or I should say the current Republicans, like Reagan has on this 2012 race.

This factor alone has been one of the major reasons why I went from calling this farce Decision 2012 to Division 2012.

So the last debate, although it was the last 4 remaining candidates .. It was really just the track favorites who were making strides and not the long-shots that that were on the side lines to make the betting odds better in Vegas. I think everyone agrees that MiTT Romney finished the stingiest.

Now old Mitt knows down deep that he won that one, but for some reason he still is not that popular among the Religious right. So, Mitt, if you’re listening, the simple fact is that The Christian Conservatives are ok with candidates who cheat on their wives, but not ok with them if they cheat on their taxes!

The subject of Religion is touchy on both sides. Jesus said to turn the other cheek, but the Politicians add, “So I can slap it.

I am convinced if Jesus was proven to be a Democrat; Republicans would blame him for over spending on creation. Plus, if Democrats thought Jesus was a Republican, they would say the Bible was just one big filibuster.

I don’t know if we can handle this hooey much longer without a good stiff drink, so I am implementing the Will Roberts Super Six Pack.

And it goes like this: now we don’t have the funds that the 1% candidates have, but I think we can shoestring this race. Go out and by yourself a six pack or three and every time a candidate says something that you don’t believe, you drink! Now you also have to say the candidate’s name out loud for record keeping and statistical animist(I dont know what this word is??)

and whoever gets the drunkest and is thrown in jail will become the indicator as to what candidate is less likely to be believable. If this works, we will push for it in the general election!
Who knows? We might even be able to swallow Newt Gingrich’s space colony on the moon plan- and don’t think he won’t create a book or a movie off of this one! It will be called 2012: A Space Oddity!

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